August 1 2014, 11pm


MBTI types by cat


luciditydream:

ENTJ: the leader of thunderclan

ESTJ: the deputy of thunderclan

ESFJ: very high stress cat.  shh

ENFJ: the chilled-out cat everyone likes

INTJ: cat who keeps climbing on the counters until you give up on stopping them

INFJ: cat who figures out how to get into the box of cheez its and EATS THEM ALL 

ISTJ: thunderclan warrior

ISFJ: cat that slinks around trying to look like an asshole but will immediately roll over for tummy rubs if they’re offered

ENFP:  small excited kitten who tries to playfight with the much older and more irritable cats

ENTP:  cat who wakes you up by yowling at the door or their empty food dish until you’re forced to exit slumber

ESFP:  SQUIRT ME WITH WATER ALL YOU WANT I DON’T CARE YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MY FREEDOM

ESTP:  cat who tries to prove their worth by climbing onto the roof.  they fall off and have to go to the vet for a sprained back limb

INTP:  asshole cat who puts one paw on the counter and the other three on the bar stool

ISTP:  cat who spends a lot of time outside and purrs loudly to get out of trouble

ISFP:  small excited kitten who unrolls ALL OF THE TOILET PAPER

INFP:  cat who spends an hour chasing the laser pointer around in a circle without getting tired

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August 1 2014, 11pm


davestirfry:

thecupcat:

davestirfry:

THOSE COSPLAYERS WHO DO ZOMBIE VERSIONS OF THE CHARACTER THAT CAN AFFORD TO DRENCH EXPENSIVE COSPLAY IN FAKE BLOOD
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thats what you do when you accidentaly ruin your cosplay. you pour blood on it and pretend it was the plan all along

woah man giving me straight street knowledge thank you


August 1 2014, 11pm


itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.


August 1 2014, 11pm


eternity-served-lukewarm:

Club penguin wouldn’t approve my penguin name (World Eater) and so after like 200 days i logged back in and my name was still numbers so i sent support an email pretending to be a upset parent that her daughter couldn’t have a creative name and that my daughter was in tears that her name couldn’t be World Eater. and they emailed me back and now i have the best name and like 5000 extra coins for my daughters troubles. I am such a proud parent.

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August 1 2014, 11pm


wongburger:

the-vashta-nerada:

pleaseremembermefondly:

charlisheen:

you know what i want to know

how the fuck did mr salt and mrs pepper make a fucking cinnamon shaker for a baby

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solve that mystery steve

THAT IS PAPRIKA YOU IGNORANT SLUT

EXCUSE ME ASSHOLE THAT IS CINNAMON HE WAS BORN IN THE FOURTH SEASON

PAPRIKA LOOKS LIKE THIS

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THAT’S FUCKING PAPRIKA

SHE’S CINNAMON’S OLDER SISTER 

GOD DAMN TUMBLR I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR SHIT

tumblr gets heated over blue’s clues

(Source: magicalgirlsgonewild)